Contract Of Bloggitude / "The Delerious Biznasty."

       Let it be known from this moment forward that Student XXXXXXXX "XXXX" XXXXX is hereby required by XXXXX SERVICE LEARNING to harass the poor, misguided citizens of The Internet with his daily misgivings, opinions and general movement patterns in a last-ditch effort to prevent his/her grade from slamming face first into an ice berg of failure. These findings, or "Bloggings", will also prevent his/her grade from falling in "love" with a stranger and letting them paint it naked, and subsequently being directed by James Cameron. This contract is binding as an ankle chain and as serious as the whole "Blood-brothers thing that Tom Sayer did with Huck Finn when they were sneaking around in that graveyard." It also runs a much lesser risk of the development of AIDS for both parties involved. Love, peace and chicken grease, water cantaloupe, yada yada, with liberty and justice for all. 

-XXXX XXXXX      -XXXXX Service Learning

Quote of the day

"XXXX, That is a hot, nasty mess of glue and you should be ashamed." - Wood shop Teacher on my lathe project.